Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Getting DSK out of jail

This is the handiwork of a friend of mine, who happens to be a lawyer, and also has a VERY active imagination...

Scenario 1: DSK comes out naked from his bathroom and he sees a young woman dressed as a hotel maid rummaging through his personal effects. He accosts her and she appears to shove something (maybe jewellery, a memory stick containing top secret or sexually incriminating info wanted by tabloids or even a bug she had wanted to plant in his hotel phone) into her underwear and makes for the door.

Without thinking he chases after her and catches her on the hallway. She struggles and he tries to obtain what she’s hiding. He now realizes the MD of the IMF is naked, poking his hand into the underwear of a housemaid in the hallway of Hotel Sofitel on Times Square. He drags her into the room but she manages to run into bathroom and flushes the incriminating stuff. They struggle but he lets her go after she refuses to explain what she was doing in his room.

He is disoriented. He has an urgent meeting and a plane to catch (he did go to see someone after the occurrence). Maybe he needed to see a private eye or adviser because he suspects “Shakorsky” or some other political rival from France wants to plant something on him. In this state of flux he forgets his phones at the hotel. I mean Saturday wasn’t exactly a normal day. Why didn’t he report to the police? Somewhere in his mind maybe he thinks even if she wasn’t sent from France she’s probably FBI and telling the police would be a no-no.

How long has the hotel maid been working in Sofitel Times Square? Has she lived in France before? Could she have been paid by French intelligence or sleuths to stage him for a fall? Has she been suspected of stealing in Sofitel before even if unproven? What is the procedure for confirming if a hotel guest is still in the room? Did she follow proper procedure? If she follow proper procedure what is the probability she would have entered an occupied hotel room? Since Sofitel is a French hotel group managed by Accor could this be a hotel managed or sanctioned conspiracy?

2 comments:

Dami said...
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Dami said...

haaa all very well.

btw what is the name of the Edo North lawmaker that keeps impregnating his 15 sister in law? is there a super injunction on the case, she has been named as ozi he hasn't, I'm counting on you