We are in trouble!

What colour is this? I can swear that it's black.

So this morning I had a visitor. He was meant to collect a computer from me, and having never been to my place, I sent him a text with my address. For some reason he totally missed my description. I described it to him on phone, sent him a text with the description. Somehow, I still had to go and meet him on foot in front of the nearest Redeemed Church.

To make my job of meeting him easier, I asked for a description of his car, and he told me a blue Honda Accord. On getting there, I saw this...

What is scary about this?

The fellow in question is meant to be one of the bright sparks in the Nigerian police force, just freshly returned from a training programme in the United States. Yet he could not understand the following description: "from the Estate gate, take the first turn to your right, drive until you get to another right turn, that is x Street, do not enter that, but take the next right turn, which is y Street. Upon entering y Street, the first left turn is z Street. My close, a Close is just when you enter y Street. My house is number b."

To make matters worse, all of these streets, and the close are clearly signposted!

If a policeman cannot get this description, and then cannot tell me the proper colour of his car, then what hope do we have of being adequately protected?